March 1, 2001
At The Galaxy, Santa Ana, CA
Review By: Jeana With A "J"

 The Galaxy is a great place to see a show. In fact, the last time I saw Rollins  at the Galaxy, he didn’t do much talking. It was  Cinco De Mayo and Henry Rollins was touring with Rollins band, promoting his newest release,  “Get Some Go Again” (A great cd by the way).

  It was standing room only, to hear a guy talk I thought.  I was in great anticipation for this gig to get started.  Those who had enough forethought to make dinner reservations were stoked.  Not only did they have great seats, but the food is pretty yummy.  It only took me a half hour, and I was ordering food.  Nachos and apple martini’s, what a taste sensation for the pallet. And you'll have to forgive the pictures we took. They wouldn't let us take any so these are ones we had to sneak by.

  I don’t know what I was expecting from his books and his hardcore image as front man for Black Flag and Rollins Band.   My mouth dropped open when I saw a prominently gray haired gentleman walk on the stage in a collared shirt, tucked in with pair of slacks???  Slacks?  Underneath his neat and tidy appearance, tattoos covering a majority of his body, only some visible on his fore arms and neck.  A far cry from his skimpy uniform of only black shorts he usually wears when touring. But it really doesn’t matter what he’s wearing, he’d look good in a potato sack. 

  From the first words out of his mouth he had our attention until he make his exit some 2 hours later.  He was hilarious.  At times the sound of laughter was all you could hear. Listening to him speaking truths and  brutal honesties about the crazy shit you do, when you live alone.  Refusing to conform and accept what some may consider adult hood.  Settling down, buying a house, SUV, having some kids. Run, run as fast as you can, and don’t look back!  Rollins isn’t alone in his views of choosing the simple life of solitude.  In my personal opinion it’s better to be alone that put up with anyones shit.  

  He told some real funny stories about his down time in between touring, writing, ad recording.  Just listening to him describe,  in such an animated fashion, the tales of his organizational obsessions.  Spending hours and days on end, alphabetizing his collection of vinyl.   “....Got to keep that together or the world will be in utter chaos...”   “...If your records aren’t together, you can’t even leave the house...” But it didn’t stop there.  After he knew where everything was, he realized that the vinyl needed protection.  One of his band members turned him on to a company that manufactured plastic bags in all different size and thicknesses.  I don’t remember home many days, weeks that took, but listening to him tell the story was some pretty funny shit.  But this, is definitely a guy thing.

  He got into what I thought was the highlight of the evening.. talking about KISS (the band) and just how hardcore their fans are.  I can’t even get into it, but he tells of his adventure hooking up back stage passes from Gene Simmons himself, for a  show at Blockbuster Pavilion.  It was so damn funny I will just butcher it if I try to translate.  Just the way he described walking through the parking lot, through a endless sea of El Camino’s and custom painted vans.  San Bernardino was described as a cess pool of meth dealers with mullet haircuts adorned by their cottage cheese assed girlfriends in clothes they should NOT be wearing.  Too fucking funny.  I’d say that is a pretty good summation of the 909 area code. This was my first spoken word experience, but it definitely wont’ be my last.  Scott and I had a very nice evening filled with great stories, booze, food and lots of laughs. Not much more to say about that....

Check out DeadOnTheWeb's interview with Henry Rollins

- Jeana with a “J”